baracknobama:

baracknobama:

i lost my glasses today

i cant see how this could of happened

andrewhussiesbosom:

andrewhussiesbosom:

DONT CHA WISH YER GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE ME

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DONT CHA

(Source: guystud)

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

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(Source: officialwhitegirls)

nico-diangelcakes:

nico-diangelcakes:

So i have this giant pencil right

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I think we all know where this is going.

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the amount of people saying that they were expecting me to shove it up my ass is alarming

Jack Skellington - Nightmare Before Christmas